Newt Gingrich … So Passionate About His Job That it Went to His Dick

Newt Gingrich cheats

This is good folks. Real good. While pondering whether or not to run for President in 2012, Newt Gingrich gets asked about his affairs, of course … especially since he’s so big on family values. Here’s what he said:

“There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate. What I can tell you is that when I did things that were wrong, I wasn’t trapped in situation ethics, I was doing things that were wrong.

Now he plays the God card, as the conservatives love to do when caught with their pants down.

“I found that I felt compelled to seek God’s forgiveness. Not God’s understanding, but God’s forgiveness.”

One can only surmise that since he still seems to have a “passion” for his country and job, or potential job, that he’ll drop those drawers again, since that is his response to hard work. I mean, Newt, you do know that being the President of the United States is hard work? You admittedly screwed around on your first wife, and felt compelled to discuss divorce while she lay in the hospital with cancer. You then screwed around on your second wife as well.

Now get this. This philandering hypocrite is attacking President Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky thing while he is screwing around on the second wife. He has this to say about his hypocrisy: “… his affairs were helpful in understanding how to impeach the president.”

Take a deep breath … can’t you just smell the hyprocrisy?

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