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Obama Mind Control

A GOP Mind is a Terrible Thing to Lose

BREAKING NEWS!!! Top GOP legislators in Georgia hold emergency meeting to stop the imminent thread of Obama Mind Control! These cunning Georgia lawmakers are totally on to the President’s evil plan. Kudos to you sirs. They presented their briefing to GOP State Senators, October 11 at the Georgia State Capitol. Georgia citizens can rest assured […]

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Chelsea Charms: Mega Boobs “Won’t Stop Growing”

What can actually be said about Chelsea Charms and her “world’s largest tits”, reportedly size 164XXX? The photos say it all. I don’t know how anyone looks at this and thinks this is attractive or sexy. Freakish comes to mind. Here’s her MySpace page. Her enormous boobs are the result of the now illegal procedure […]

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Call 911! It’s a Beer Emergency

Raymond Roberge, a 65 year old man in Bridgeport, Connecticut had an emergency and called 911. He was in dire straits, calling the emergency number three times on Sunday. The emergency crew arrived to find that the man was smack dab in the middle of a beer crisis. Roberge offered the emergency crew money to […]

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Serial Farters Kicked Off School Bus

Anthony Nichols and another boy in Ohio were kicked off the school bus for farting.  Yes, I said farting. Apparently they are serial farters and have committed this smelly offense before.  The malicious farting incident caused the other riders to … oh no … laugh and lower the windows. Apparently, cutting the cheese, or farting […]

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Texas Governor Doesn't Want Government Help ... Until He Does

Texas Governor Doesn’t Want Government Help … Until He Does

Secede Baby Secede Texas’ Republican Gov. Rick Perry, while speaking to a tea party gathering, said: “We’ve got a great Union. There’s absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what might come out of that. But Texas is a very […]

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