Big Buffoon With Bad Combover Decided to Stick to Reality Show Hosting

Donald Trump buffoon

I’m sure this will come as a complete shock. Donald Trump, the blow hard buffoon that has pretended to be running for President, has decided not to run, after all. Who’d a thunk it?

Completely outclassed and out of his league, he has decided that the private sector is for him. This is his third faux run for President. He spent most of this faux run pandering to Tea Party nutbags by demanding to see President Obama’s birth certificate. That was produced and Trump was pretty given a good ass-whooping at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, where he was the main butt of jokes, all richly deserved.

Following that came the President’s announcement that Osama bin Laden had been killed in a highly successful covert mission. Donald Trump seemed even more trivial than usual after that and lost most of the popularity he had gained.

Now that this little sideshow is over, the GOP can focus on the serious contenders like dimwitted half-term Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, who may or may not be running. After all, she can see Russia from her porch. That’s something. Or maybe Cain the Pizza guy, Gingrich the serial cheater, Santorum, the anti-gay guy with a Google Problem, Paul Ryan, the Ayn Rand devotee that would gut the middle class to benefit the rich, orĀ  Mitt Romney, another Koch puppet who would rob from the poor to give to the rich. What a line-up.

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