After Distracting Us With Birther BS for Months, Glen Beck and Palin Thinks Obama’s Birth Certificate is a Distraction

Birther Conspiracy TheoryAfter months of hearing nothing but birther BS from both Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck, one would think they would be relieved that President Obama posted his long form birth certificate on the White House website. End of story, right? Now we can move on to more important issues … and ones that are actually real. Right?

Guess Not.

President Obama is now being criticized by these dimwits, who are now saying that the birth certificate posting was merely a distraction … meant to distract us from the press conference that Ben Bernanke, Federal Reserve Chairman, had on Wednesday.

Sarah Palin tweets on Wednesday, “Now, don’t let the WH distract you w/the birth crt from what Bernanke says today. Stay focused, eh?”

Glenn Beck has a theory. “My theory: this is because Bernanke is speaking today,”

It really doesn’t surprise us that these two have fabricated yet another birther conspiracy theory. They appeal to the lower intelligence level audience, you know, those tea bagger types. In actuality, according to the White House, Obama’s long form birth certificate was released when it arrived, having been acquired by Obama’s legal counsel late Tuesday. But don’t expect facts to get in the way for Sarah Palin and Glen Beck.

Another birther conspiracy is that President Obama delayed releasing his long form birth certificate to make those wacko Republicans prolong their fictitious birther conspiracy, making them look like wackos. Duh. It doesn’t take the President to make Republicans, conservatives, birthers and the tea party look like wackos. They do that all by themselves.

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