A Big SnotRocket to You Donald Trump

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Donald Trump gets the big SnotRocket Award Today

Perhaps President Obama’s long form birth certificate will shut this ridiculous caricature of a faux Presidential candidate up, but I doubt it. Trump announced this morning that he was so proud of himself that he nearly peed his pants upon learning that President Obama posted his long form birth certificate on the White House website.

Does this mean that we get to see Trump‘s tax return now? I believe he did mention to George Stephanopoulos of ABC that he’d release it when President Obama released his birth certificate. Come on …. we’re waiting.

The President’s long form birth certificate has now been posted at the Whitehouse website for all those wacko conservatives and tea baggers who have been belly-aching ad nauseum about where President Obama was born. Get someone to read it to you.

Hmmmm… wonder what issues the wacko conservatives, birthers, and tea baggers will raise next to blindside Americans into believing that they actually stand for something other than forcing their wacko conspiracy theories down the public’s throat.

Well, we’ve got the “bad student” theory, again by this buffoon, Donald Trump, who says “I heard [Obama] was a terrible student, terrible,” Trump said. “How does a bad student go to Columbia and then to Harvard?” Naturally, Trump has nothing to back up those claims as usual, but he’ll get those investigators right on it. Speaking of, I heard that Donald Trump liked to wear women’s lacy pink panties. I’ll get my investigators on that to confirm it.

So, Mr. Trump … what else do you bring to the Presidential race now that the birther myth is debunked (other than embarrassingly bad hair)? Although I really don’t think anyone has much to worry about Trump actually running for President. He’s been pretending to run for President since 2000, when he was considering running as a “Reform Party” candidate. A expert in serial bankruptcy, who would want this buffoon running the country?

After registering as a Democrat in 2001, Trump then thought about running in 2004 and in 2008 as a Republican. In 2006 he decided that he’d fancy being the governor of New York.

And what faux news will Fox News have to report with the President’s birth records on the Internet for all to see? Well, they’re very good at fabrication (lies), so I’m sure they’ll come up with something amusing for those who watch to get their panties in a bunch about. They’ve still got their boy, Glen Beck on air to keep the wacko jive going.

Donald Trump, who says he’s always been cool with “the blacks,” made a veiled affirmative action swipe against President Obama in an interview with the Associated Press’ Beth Fouhy. “I heard [Obama] was a terrible student, terrible,” Trump said. “How does a bad student go to Columbia and then to Harvard?” Trump offered no proof of his claims, but said he was investigating the matter, presumably just as he’s got investigators in Hawaii digging for Obama’s already-publicly-released birth certificate.
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