3 Time Loser Jesse James Thinks Kat von D is a Better F&*k than Sandra Bullock

Jesse James

According to serial cheater on the Howard Stern show, Jesse James, Kat von D is a Better F&*k than Sandra Bullock. Michelle “Bombshell” McGee probably was a better f&*k too. And Melissa Smith, and Brigitte Daguerre, and Skittles Valentine and who knows who else. I’m sure there’s more. So now, engaged to Kat von D, he will have a fourth wife to cheat on. What a catch.

When asked by Stern, he said “Yes, sir. 100 percent. She’s a vixen. The way she gets in my [pants … oops I mean] my head and makes me feel.” He goes on to say, “It’s a mental thing,” although there is no evidence that he is equipped for a “mental thing.”

In an attempt to somehow make this look like Sandra Bullocks fault, he says he never really felt secure with Bullock. “Yeah, she could stand there in front of the world and say she loved me, but in my mind I was thinking, yeah bulls***…’You don’t love me.'” Of course, since she was in the process of adopting a baby with him, there is no real evidence or substance to his claim that Sandra Bullock did not love him.

As more justification for his serial cheating, he says, “I’m one of those dudes that like, ‘Hey, somebody owes me money. Cool, I’m going to knock their teeth out until they pay me.’ But all of a sudden I couldn’t do stuff like that before, because then it would become about Sandy. Everything would have a reflection on her…All of a sudden I had to kind of live in this certain perception so no one got embarrassed and no one’s movie was affected.”

While these low-life bad boy types often seem to be fun for awhile, Sandra Bullock is so much better off without him.

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