Archive | May, 2011
Classless Sarah Palin Attempts Hijack of Rolling Thunder

Classless Sarah Palin Attempts Hijack of Rolling Thunder

Sarah Palin made a typical and classless attempt at hijacking an annual event of biker veterans called Rolling Thunder. In a shameless attempt to put the spotlight on herself rather than honoring the veterans, as is the tradition of this event, she rode in on the back of a motorcycle, complete black jacket, press and […]

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Batshit Crazy Palin Thinks Arnold’s Love Child is More Immoral Than Bristol’s Love Child

The dimwitted half-term former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin thinks that Arnold Schwarzenegger has no morals due to his admission of having a secret love child. Duh … Sarah, meet Bristol. Does it somehow escape you that your own daughter, completely lacking in morals and scruples, mothered a love child? How does unwed parenthood stack […]

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Satoshi Kanazawa: Fat Psychologist With Bloated Face Thinks Black Women Less Attractive

Psychology Today blogger Satoshi Kanazawa, the evolutionary psychologist at the London School of Economics, claims that Black women are less attractive than other women in an article called “A Look at the Hard Truths About Human Nature.”  One wonders if he owns a mirror, and if so, how he explains his fat, bloated appearance. The […]

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Chelsea Charms: Mega Boobs “Won’t Stop Growing”

What can actually be said about Chelsea Charms and her “world’s largest tits”, reportedly size 164XXX? The photos say it all. I don’t know how anyone looks at this and thinks this is attractive or sexy. Freakish comes to mind. Here’s her MySpace page. Her enormous boobs are the result of the now illegal procedure […]

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Rush Limbaugh and the Gay Thing

Did you ever Google Rush Limbaugh Gay? That >>queery

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Big Buffoon With Bad Combover Decided to Stick to Reality Show Hosting

I’m sure this will come as a complete shock. Donald Trump, the blow hard buffoon that has pretended to be running for President, has decided not to run, after all. Who’d a thunk it? Completely outclassed and out of his league, he has decided that the private sector is for him. This is his third […]

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Call 911! It’s a Beer Emergency

Raymond Roberge, a 65 year old man in Bridgeport, Connecticut had an emergency and called 911. He was in dire straits, calling the emergency number three times on Sunday. The emergency crew arrived to find that the man was smack dab in the middle of a beer crisis. Roberge offered the emergency crew money to […]

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Gingrich Has Matured, So His Dick Shouldn’t be an Embarrassment Any Longer

Now that Mike Huckabee has bailed on the Republican Presidential run, Newt Gingrich sees a golden opportunity to snatch up those conservative evangelicals that were Huckabee supporters. All he has to do is to convince them that his “dick problem” is cured now and won’t embarrass him any longer. To do this, he gets his […]

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Boehner Wears Beanie and Crys Like a Baby at Catholic University

House Speaker John Boehner cries like a baby (big shock) while speaking at Catholic University of America’s commencement ceremony this weekend. The University bestowed an honorary degree upon him, while reaming him a new asshole, calling him anti-life for his anti-poor policies in a letter: “Mr. Speaker, your voting record is at variance from one […]

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Fox News and Sarah Palin Got Another Spooky Black Man to Bitch About

Nobody could have summed it all up better than Jon Stewart did. The Daily Show – Tone Def Poetry JamTags: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook

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